‘appy New Year

So, this weekend I went to a pretty well established Britpop night at the Cat Club or as I (justifiably) call it, Shitty DJ Heaven. These particular DJs were some of the worst DJs in San Francisco, which puts them pretty high on the list of worst anything anywhere. No beatmatching, no sense of tension, no idea of how to control the dancefloor, bad haircuts, oh my! I still had fun though, because the people were cool and the songs themselves were fun. Still, I  couldn’t shake the feeling that I could do better and, lo and behold, I did.

Check out my Britpop mixtape below. I called it “Fookin Twat” because it’s a British music mixtape and that’s how people there really talk. Remember that although Olde Blighty gave us Jarvis Cocker and Morrissey, they’re mostly just a nation of drunken, racist assholes. Also, their kids are the worst. If you’ve ever been in a small or isolated area surrounded by British children you would know that no greater horror exists. British children FUCKING SUCK.

Pictured: pure unadulterated evil

Tracklist

Oasis – She’s Electric

Blur – Coffee and TV

New Order – World in Motion

Psychedelic Furs – Love My Way

OMD – So In Love

Echo and the Bunnymen – All the Dancing Horses

Depeche Mode – Policy of Truth

The Smiths – Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now

Supergrass – Mary

Elastica – Car Song

Happy Mondays – Staying Alive

Saint Etienne  - Only Love Will Break Your Heart

Suede – Beautiful Ones

Gorillaz – Rhinestone Eyes

Radiohead – Just